Every time i start a new vido game:
OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES
like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms
googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,
so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)
- 5100/1500 = 3.4
so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian
to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so
- 80/3.4
lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God…
thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23
thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23
so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math
- 5100/1052 = 4.85
then to change to human terms
- 80/4.85 = 16.4948
LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME
you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki
honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.
Lol?!?
This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.
My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.
basically what I’m saying is that Sunny will be a weird kid.
(Also please respond with constructive criticism because the layout/text placement is a mess but i don’t know how to fix it)
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